YungTrillWifey

me watching springbreakers in the theatre

Selena Gomez: guys I wanna go home
me: bitch me too

When you got hella followers but your ask box dry as fuck 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

You are going to want to give up. Don’t.

- (via openyourbite)
(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)

1. Eat the pussy 2. Beat the pussy up 3. Apologize to the pussy by eating it again…

maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted

When you’re in Mariah Carey’s room looking for DNA and you hear the door open